“Mom? Is it freezing out?”
I looked down at the icon on my computer. “Yes, it’s -8C, and that’s freezing. Why?”
“Sometime soon I’m going to put my clothes in a tub of water and stick them outside. You know, so they’ll go into cryostasis.”
And with that he wandered off.
Anyone want to explain to Jeremy that a) minus eight is nowhere near cold enough to cryogenically preserve anything and b) his clothes are not alive.
Thankfully, this time around he did his laundry the traditional way, in the washer and dryer.